Bunch Of Drunk Scots Come Together Over 'Miracle Bread' In This Entertaining Twitter Thread

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Nov 3, 2019 1:00 PM EST

Who knew that a simple loaf of bread could bring so many Scottish drunkards together? We certainly didn't, but you know what they say: you never know when you'll find a holy symbol in something so ordinary. Okay, no one really says that but you get what we mean, right? Anyway, please enjoy this story brought to you by Jimmy Watkins.

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    Text - Jimmy Watkins @Little Timmkins I was just in a petrol station, and this absolutely steaming drunk guy came in. "Oh mate." He shouted at me "What's the date on this bread? When does it go off butt?" I took a look. "December the fifth" I said, and then thought, that can't be right. "It's crazy" he screamed. 8:37 p.m. 31 Oct. 19 Twitter for Android 626 Retweets 1,895 Likes
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    Text - Jimmy Watkins @LittleTimmkins 1d Replying to @LittleTimmkins I took the loaf off him for a better look. Yep. December the 5th! That's a look time for bread. I'm almost screaming like him. Next thing I know, he calls more drunk people in and they're all looking at this bread that goes off in December. One guy says it's a Christmas miracle.
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    Text - Jimmy Watkins @LittleTimmkins 1d I swear, I held that bread like a baby and nearly wept. It goes off on the 5th of December we kept saying. It looks like normal bread. We need to buy it. We can't buy it because we can't eat it. "Cut it out" shouts the lady behind the till
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    Text - Jimmy Watkins @LittleTimmkins 1d Replying to @LittleTimmkins I'm the only sober one so I offer to buy the bread. "I'll buy the bread." Outside we open it up and take a slice each. I'm not even pissed but I swear this slice of bread makes me want to weep. There's six of us dividing the bread up and putting it safely in our pockets etc.
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    Text - Jimmy Watkins@LittleTimmkins 1d There's a moment of calm as the bread is divided. I give the rest to the drunk guy who started it all. We say goodbye and agree to meet up on the 5th December to eat the bread in the petrol station
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    Sliced bread - I've hung my slice on the wall like a priceless work of art. God bless you miracle bread. Thank you for bringing a few guys together in a wet petrol station forecourt Amen
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    Text - Kate @Kategivesup 3h Replying to@Little Timmkins and @SuziOvens "Off butt"???? What? 1 John V. @greendarmok 3h It's a Glaswegian thing to add "but" to the end of questions. This must be autocorrect (same as "look time" for "long time" in the following tweet) 2 5 ti
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    Text - The Time Worrier @SteveSouthart 6h Replying to @Little Timmkins Historians of the future: "it is thought that in the 21st century, baked goods were revered and displayed in dwellings to ward off evil spirits." 7 Mandy M @mandyjmason 7h Replying to @LittleTimmkins Are you going to do daily updates of the bread? "Daily Bread Thread" 7
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    Text - Matt Fenton @fenTOON89 Replying to @LittleTimmkins and @RufusHound They do say "Remember remember the 5th of December"
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